Story Time: Accidental Flirting

Yesterday during Yearbook class I got the opportunity to do an extra credit assignment! So, like the good student I was, I took on the task.



The task was this:
Take a photo of someone who does after school activities and interview them, then write a short bio of it.

So I go into B lunch, which is during my Yearbook class and find my friends. I took a photo of my good friend Josefina who happened to be the only person who'd let me take a picture of her. xD

So as I'm leaving to go back to the class, my classmate Uriel says that I need to go with him to go find his friend. I'm like .....Okay fiiinneee...
He's searching for his friend and he's having a hard time finding him, but finally he sees him. He's taking a while so I go over to my friends and sit down 'n chat it up.

AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN THAT MOTHER F*CKER DITCHED ME!!

I leave the cafeteria and see him walking ahead of me. I yell, "URIEL!!!" And he turns around and laughs. What a 'lil toot head.

He goes into the library because he doesn't want to go back to class. I follow him and run into a kid named Deven. I knew that he was involved in music so I like, hey, why not? I ask him if "anyone has done him" and I look back on that now and can only imagine what he thought I was talking about.

I mean just think about it! A random person coming up to you and saying "HAS ANYONE DONE YOU?"




...anyways..

He says, "huh?" and I explain to him about the thingy. He says it's alright, and I'm about to take his photo but then he says, "WAIT! .... lemme check my hair." *pulls out mirror from his back pocket* _{I kid you not he literally carries a mirror in his back pocket}

Once he "fixes" his hair, I take the photo. I look at the time and realize there is only 5 minutes left until the bell rings. I had left my backpack in the classroom so I didn't have anything to write down the quotes. The only thing I had was my camera and my phone, so I pull out my phone and say,
"Here, I'll just text you the questions later, since I can't think of any on the spot" *hands him my phone with the 'new contact' tab open*
He types in his number and hands it back to me. Then I walk away.

Uriel catches up to me and says Woooooowwww, you just hit on him.

Me:








*turns around to tell Deven I didn't mean to hit on him*
BUT HE WAS GONE.




I get back to class and the bell rings. I'm like panicking at this point xD

I didn't see him on my way to my next period so I get out my phone and text:

Hey, sorry I didn't mean to hit on you.

BUT THEN WHAT IF THAT MAKES ME LOOK EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS?!  
I stopped myself from pressing send and deleted what I had put.
I mean, if I said something like "I actually don't find you physically attractive" then that'll make him feel like shit! And I didn't want to say something like that, so what do I do?

Oh my god you guys are never gonna guess what I did.

This was seriously the first thing that popped into my mind, and I'm like, "okay that will work!!"
"Yeah Bailey, thats a GREAT idea! You should soooo do it!"

And I did

I sent the message:



hey I'm gay.
*presses send*





- 2 seconds later - I MEAN LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING?! HOW WAS THAT ANY BETTER THAN JUST SAYING YOU WEREN'T HITTING ON HIM?! YOU'RE NOT EVEN GAY YOU IDIOT!! BUT NOW YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT YOU WERE JOKING BECAUSE THEN YOU'LL SOUND STUPID!





SO I GUESS I'M GAY NOW.